To end the year 2009, I thought of gathering a collection of funny news, and here it is. The most I found on a funny Spanish blog news, http://www.blogotepeque.com, and i have summarized and translated them into English. Well, I hope you will enjoy it, I wish you to have a happy 2010!
Condemned to learn to read and write after stealing a dog
A 17 years old boy of Granada , accused of a lack of theft is attempted, has been sentenced to learn to read and write. This has been prepared Thursday Juvenile Judge Emilio Calatayud, after the child was not able to find your name on the list of trials as requested by the judge and realizing that he was illiterate.
Fluorescent Dog created through genetic manipulation
The first transgenic dog in history is also a fluorescent dog. This is a cloned female sleuth, she is called Ruppy (contraction of "Ruby" and "Puppy", that is to say, a ruby puppy) and she and her four siblings are able to produce a fluorescent protein, under ultraviolet light, which glows with a deep red. The litter was created by a team of South Korean scientists, led by Byeong-Chun Lee, of Seoul National University. And they got through the cloning of fibroblasts (a type of connective tissue cells) from sea anemones, that are capable of expressing a red fluorescent gene.
Giant 4.5 meters asparagus found in Sant Sadurni d'Anoia
This news is perfect for hungry vegetarians. Three brothers of the Catalan city of Sant Sadurní d'Anoia have found a wild four meters and a half long asparagus in a wooded area of pines. The asparagus could be the longest ever found in Spain because, according to what the brothers Antoni, Josep and Cristòfol Fernandez said, the asparagus which currently holds the record measures only 4.20 meters. You see, there is always someone interested in any subject, it may seem eccentric, but I think that people are veeeeery bored.
A parking meter repair technician steals $ 170,000 coins
A parking meter repairman hid for a year 170,000 dollars exchange, taken from machine to machine, and put the loot in his home near Washington, before police searched his home and arrest him on charges of robbery. "I've never recovered in a raid so much money," said Sergeant Shahram Fard, from Alexandria's police (Eastern Virginia), quoted by the Washington Post. The gold mine of William J. Fell, a 61-year city employee, was found in his home by police, who had him under surveillance since January.
A woman prepared a tea after being shot in head
A woman in Pascagoula, Mississippi, was found alert and coherent despite being shot in the head. Mike Byrd, the Jackson County Sheriff, explained that "there is no way to continue with life. The bullet pierced his brain. He entered her forehead and exited through her neck. "But the woman was conscious and even prepared some tea for herself. Tammy Sexton, 47, was shot in the head fired by her husband, Donald Ray Sexton. "When police arrived they thought they would find a corpse, but there she was, walking and talking," said Byrd.
An albino immigrant seeking asylum because people wanted to eat him
Take care, if you live in Mauritania and you are an albino, you probablywill be able to obtain political asylum in Spain. An African immigrant who is in the Foreign Detention Center of Hoya Fria, Spain, embarked on a barge that sailed from Mauritania and arrived on their own, with God's help and the wind, to the Canary Islands. Moszy, the immigrant, is eighteen years old and he is African and albino from head to toe. He arrived to Tenerife with sixty other sub-Saharan Africa of different nationalities in a canoe and asked for political asylum because, he says, in his country people wanted him to eat, because his white body is coveted to be used in witchcraft rituals.
Moustached horse refuses to be shaved
Alfie is a normal horse in almost every way. Except for one small detail: he has a mustache longer than many men. A rare, beautiful blond curly mustache. But many in the stable of Gloucestershire (England), where Alfie lives, don't think is flattering to a hack of his category appearing around so unkempt. So they have tried several times to grab it and shave it by force.
According Nopuedocreer.com reporter, which lacked the British was that the horse is very surly or very intelligent (or that he is simply proud of his mustache), because when he sees someone coming to him for the purpose of take his mop he runs. I think that probably he is a flirtatious horse.
Young Nicaraguan resurrects in his funeral
Mistake or miracle? Is the question that doctors and family are after a young handicapped pronounced dead at a hospital in Nicaragua began to move her hands, while being in her coffin during the wake, said the local press in Nicaragua. Can you imagine the shock that took those present at the funeral and the joy of their loved ones when they realized the miracle?
Condemned to learn to read and write after stealing a dog
A 17 years old boy of Granada , accused of a lack of theft is attempted, has been sentenced to learn to read and write. This has been prepared Thursday Juvenile Judge Emilio Calatayud, after the child was not able to find your name on the list of trials as requested by the judge and realizing that he was illiterate.
Fluorescent Dog created through genetic manipulation
The first transgenic dog in history is also a fluorescent dog. This is a cloned female sleuth, she is called Ruppy (contraction of "Ruby" and "Puppy", that is to say, a ruby puppy) and she and her four siblings are able to produce a fluorescent protein, under ultraviolet light, which glows with a deep red. The litter was created by a team of South Korean scientists, led by Byeong-Chun Lee, of Seoul National University. And they got through the cloning of fibroblasts (a type of connective tissue cells) from sea anemones, that are capable of expressing a red fluorescent gene.
Giant 4.5 meters asparagus found in Sant Sadurni d'Anoia
This news is perfect for hungry vegetarians. Three brothers of the Catalan city of Sant Sadurní d'Anoia have found a wild four meters and a half long asparagus in a wooded area of pines. The asparagus could be the longest ever found in Spain because, according to what the brothers Antoni, Josep and Cristòfol Fernandez said, the asparagus which currently holds the record measures only 4.20 meters. You see, there is always someone interested in any subject, it may seem eccentric, but I think that people are veeeeery bored.
A parking meter repair technician steals $ 170,000 coins
A parking meter repairman hid for a year 170,000 dollars exchange, taken from machine to machine, and put the loot in his home near Washington, before police searched his home and arrest him on charges of robbery. "I've never recovered in a raid so much money," said Sergeant Shahram Fard, from Alexandria's police (Eastern Virginia), quoted by the Washington Post. The gold mine of William J. Fell, a 61-year city employee, was found in his home by police, who had him under surveillance since January.
A woman prepared a tea after being shot in head
A woman in Pascagoula, Mississippi, was found alert and coherent despite being shot in the head. Mike Byrd, the Jackson County Sheriff, explained that "there is no way to continue with life. The bullet pierced his brain. He entered her forehead and exited through her neck. "But the woman was conscious and even prepared some tea for herself. Tammy Sexton, 47, was shot in the head fired by her husband, Donald Ray Sexton. "When police arrived they thought they would find a corpse, but there she was, walking and talking," said Byrd.
An albino immigrant seeking asylum because people wanted to eat him
Take care, if you live in Mauritania and you are an albino, you probablywill be able to obtain political asylum in Spain. An African immigrant who is in the Foreign Detention Center of Hoya Fria, Spain, embarked on a barge that sailed from Mauritania and arrived on their own, with God's help and the wind, to the Canary Islands. Moszy, the immigrant, is eighteen years old and he is African and albino from head to toe. He arrived to Tenerife with sixty other sub-Saharan Africa of different nationalities in a canoe and asked for political asylum because, he says, in his country people wanted him to eat, because his white body is coveted to be used in witchcraft rituals.
Moustached horse refuses to be shaved
Alfie is a normal horse in almost every way. Except for one small detail: he has a mustache longer than many men. A rare, beautiful blond curly mustache. But many in the stable of Gloucestershire (England), where Alfie lives, don't think is flattering to a hack of his category appearing around so unkempt. So they have tried several times to grab it and shave it by force.
According Nopuedocreer.com reporter, which lacked the British was that the horse is very surly or very intelligent (or that he is simply proud of his mustache), because when he sees someone coming to him for the purpose of take his mop he runs. I think that probably he is a flirtatious horse.
Young Nicaraguan resurrects in his funeral
Mistake or miracle? Is the question that doctors and family are after a young handicapped pronounced dead at a hospital in Nicaragua began to move her hands, while being in her coffin during the wake, said the local press in Nicaragua. Can you imagine the shock that took those present at the funeral and the joy of their loved ones when they realized the miracle?
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